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Amityville House of Pancakes, Vol 1
Anthology, 4 novellas. The Girl in B33, by J.D. Welles, Dirk Moonfire & the Nefarious Space Women, by Jack Mangan, Cultural Clashes in Cádiz, by Jetse de Vries, and Gypsies Stole My Tequila, by Adrienne Jones. All introduced by Sally, your zombie hostess.
Item description: Like a phoenix, gasping and wheezing from the smoke of its fiery death and rebirth, AHOP lives on, if somewhat haphazardly. Creative Guy Publishing announces the first annual Amityville House of Pancakes Omnibus, frightening small children and offending old people as it blazes through a small town near you. Like a cavalcade of Herb Tarlecks on Viagra, AHOP intends to offend, amuse and get some all at the same time. AHOP features the works of four deranged, but really very nice, authors blazing trails into the somewhat suspect genre of humorous speculative fiction. This volume includes novellas from each author, so you do the math. Oh all right, four novellas, for one generous helping of 80,000 action-packed, hilarious words. Well, not all of the words are hilarious in and of themselves. But when you put them all together, oh boy!
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Amityville House of Pancakes, Vol 2
As if one suspect post-mortem breakfast trip wasn't enough, AHOP returns in its second annual volume to delight the sad souls who enjoy humorous speculative fiction. We can't promise AHOP 2 will be funnier than last year's edition, but we can promise that it will be greasier. AHOP 2 will again feature four novella length works from some of today's most demented, twisted and depraved, er, rather creative and talented minds.
More mayhem from the folks that aren't sure of the difference between funny-haha and funny peculiar, these four new novellas are guaranteed (offer not valid where prohibited by law) to tickle, please, delight and restore you, all via the magic of humorous speculative fiction. Amityville House of Pancakes: You don't have to be dead to eat here, but it helps.
Novellas included:
Gella Murphy: Public Dick, by Marlo Dianne
Firebirds and Truth, by Uncle River
Froggie, by Sally Kuntz
The Last Generation To Die, by Carlos Hernandez
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Amityville House of Pancakes, Vol 3
Welcome back to the weirdness once again! This year, AHOP 3 is featuring three novellas of greasy, happy goodness. Gary K. Wolf (Who Censored Roger Rabbit?) and Jehane Baptiste lead off with "The UnHardy Boys in Outer Space," followed by K.M. Praschak's "Paragon," and capped off with another Dalton Quayle adventure by Paul Kane, "Dalton Quayle and the Tomb of King Tuti Frutti."
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Funnybones: The Humorous Horror Fiction of Paul Kane by Paul Kane
Paul Kane - author of Alone (in the Dark) and Touching the Flame - has returned, not to terrify this time, but to tickle the funnybone. Inside this book you'll find a collection of his most outrageous humorous horror, with stories ranging from "Dracula in Love" to "The Last Temptation of Alice Crump"...and not forgetting fan favourite "The Bones Brothers."
Funnybones also includes several of the adventures of Dalton Quayle, that most famous of supernatural detectives.
Before you can say, "Please for the love of God, no more, my belly," Master of the Farce Paul Kane will have you laughing out loud and embarrassing yourself on the bus. IMPORTANT: Do not read while drinking milk.
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No Quarter by Everette Bell
A hard-hitting story of two men, two warriors on opposite ends of the spectrum of law, but mirror images in spirit. Juice and James are desperate men, criminal and cop, hurled against each other in circumstances neither has chosen, but each has no choice but to face. No Quarter is a relentless, page-turning novella from Everette Bell, unapologetically harsh as the lives it describes.
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Spherical Tomi by Jack Mangan (oversized chapbook)
Can one woman escape her past?
Not if she is one of the greatest combat programmers in history.
Caught between two powerful warlords in the far future, and trapped by the memory of the man she couldn't save, Tomi must face the ghosts from her own past, and hide from a world that counts her among its most heinous criminals. Add to this challenge her rapidly deteriorating cloned body, falling apart just in time to meet a new invasion from an old friend, but not quite time enough to replace, and you have the makings of an all around bad day...
"Star Wars is over. Star Trek is dead. In Spherical Tomi, Jack Mangan has opened up a new frontier."--Ernest Hogan, author of Smoking Mirror Blues
"I absolutely love this book. Samurai Cyberpunk, from the imagination of Mangan!" --Tee Morris, Legacy of Morevi
"I liked it very much and would gladly recommend it to anyone else who likes the serious science fiction space stuff. Hell, I DON'T usually like that stuff, and I still liked SPHERICAL TOMI. A definite 4 stars."
C. Dennis Moore, SFReader.com
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